Men in Uniform. Oh, yeah. Everything that phrase sounds like in your head is exactly what it's like in real life. Trust me.
*Cue some jam from a chippendales routine*
Well, everything except one thing... dry cleaning.
Now that Superman wears two uniforms -- the Military, and the Blue -- my world personifies the sexy man in uniform (I must've done something right!) But it also means that we practically live at the dry cleaners. Every day we have a new patch to sew on, pants to take in, uniforms to clean, shirts to press...
So I'm spilling the dark side of the "man in uniform" -- here it is:
Sexy is pain.
There. I said it. There's a lot of behind the scenes upkeep behind a man in uniform. And the Super household gets that times two!
Lately, the sweet messages I would get written by Superman have now been replaced by notes like this:
A not so subtle reminder to get my bee-hind to the dry cleaners or Superman will be pantless. Come to think of it, that doesn't sound all that bad to me...