The following conversation just ensued:
Superman: What would happen if our internet just happened to disconnect for one week...
*my eyes widen in shock*
Superman: And what would happen if we got rid of the Outlook, got rid of the blogging, got rid of this whole computer for a whole week...
Me: Listen kid. Don't speak such blasphemy in this house. We are in Manhattan, not Misoula, mister.
Superman: And we confiscated the crackberry, and the bigger crackberry.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Stop tallkkinngg!!!
This sinful conversation was followed immediately by an MMA-style brawl on our living room floor. Not alot of things in this household require a leg lock, mount, and front ball kick to the face. But tell this Apple girl to disconnect from the world? You had it comin.