Well, I had to put an end to that, asap. I called that little lady up and walked this woman through setting up Skype (life saver!). And we had the time of our life catching up!
Now, if you read Darcy's account, you'll see she missed a crucial element. So I'm here to set things straight.
Superman would NEVER be the first to "foot in face" Darcy. Of course, he would only "foot in face" if preempted. See visual evidence here:
Darcy's piggly wigglies make their Skype debut!
Right back atchya!!!
From Manhattan to Iowa, with love ;)